Souveniers
Friday, December 16, 2005
Lemmiwinks!
MR. GARRISON: Who can tell me what happens when water is heated up by the bunsen burner?

BUTTERS: It evaporates.

MR. GARRISON: Good, Butters. Now if we take the tube of the bunsen burner we can see how other things react. Evaporation is an ectothermic reaction, so let's look at an endothermic one. Mr. Slave, position 7 please.

*Mr. Slave Moons Mr. Garrison*

MR. GARRISON: Now I will put the tube in Mr. Slave's tight ass.
The heat from Mr. Slaves ass will act as a new conducter of energy.

MR. SLAVE: Ooh. Oh! Jesuth Chrith! Oh!

MR. GARRINSON: Ok, now Butters, could you bring Lemmiwinks over for me, please?

BUTTERS: Sure! *Gets Lemmiwinks*

STAN: Oh, No! Nononono no!

MR. GARRINSON: Newton first discovered that for every action, there is a REaction. Now what do you think will happen when I introduce the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass?

*Class is in awe*

MR. GARRISON: Well, let's see! *put's lemmiwinks into Mr. Slaves ass*

MR. SLAVE: Ahh! --- Oh Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith!

BUTTERS: Lemmiwinks!?! No!

MR. SLAVE: Ooh! Jesuth! Jesuth Chrith!
posted by Michelle @ 3:38 PM  
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